In the fall of my city, there are a lot of events at Embassies — concerts, art exhibits, etc.- which are quite cool.
On Friday night a buddy invited me to one at the Colombian embassy. We park a few blocks away and as we are walking up in our suits, I see this sexy tan milf dressed up with a group of hot younger women.
I and the milf locked eyes, I went for it, extending my hand like a gentleman, “Hey, you can be my date tonight, babe! Let’s go!” She laughs and we start chatting, then we find out we are going to the same event.
One of the younger women was her daughter who started chiming in playing along with the improv saying we’d make a great couple. I couldn’t resist adding fuel to the fire, and I joked, “Why stop at just a couple? We could fast-track the whole deal – get married in the morning, divorced by Monday, the ultimate push-pull relationship!”
They ate it up, and we said we’d meet inside. At the event, there was a band and I made sure to dance with other chicks to which the milf would tease me saying things like “You’re already cheating on me,” and I would tease back, “If I don’t leave you, you’ll never miss me.”
When she and I danced Salsa a few times, our bodies were glued, so she was ready to fuck but she was with her daughter so I get her digits and say I wanted to see her the next day. She says I can come over. So then yesterday we texted, talked on the phone, and made plans for me to come over at 7, me bringing whiskey, which Colombians love.
I played it super chill at her place, we sat on the balcony and drank whiskey and just talked for a couple of hours, telling our life stories, she was twice divorced, but must’ve had a ton of money because she lived in a proper swank high rise, the occasional IOIs.
Then, little touches from both of us… and I gave her a couple of pecks on the lips which she received but didn’t lean into.
We kept drinking and sat on her balcony looking at the full moon and eventually made some cheesy jokes about it bringing out the animal in us. I leaned over and properly pulled her in, leaning on top of her on the couch, and she just exploded, within a few minutes we were in her bedroom. We fucked like porn stars three times that night, and then I shagged her again this morning.
So, I highly recommend milfs, incredibly if you haven’t fucked in a minute, and especially if you are a young dude. With older women, it’s like they’ve sobered up, they know they are no longer the star of the show, but they are truly super horny, great lovers in that they love a good fuck, especially from a younger man.
After the first time, I came in I collapsed off her onto the bed and she pulled out a huge vibrator for a few minutes and finished herself off!
The conversations with real milfs are much more chill, open and honest. We both told each other from the start we weren’t looking for a relationship. Often they have money and have had great careers, so they aren’t looking for some dude to impress them, just connect. And there are far fewer games than with young chicks. I don’t plan on fucking her again, however, it was a great night.
Side note: You can see a picture here. She’s a proper Colombian milf, Sofia Vergara style.
